控制中心 请求回答 Mission control come in.
控制中心 有没有听到 Mission control, do you read?
呼救 Mayday...
呼救 Mayday!
我刚回到地球轨道 但似乎掉进了... I'm re-entering earth's orbit, I seem to have fallen into...
我不知道 好像是掉进了时空的断层 I don't know, some kind of tear in time and space.
找不到自己的坐标 My coordinates are unknown.
而且... And is either...
从入口看 这里应该是新墨西哥州的白沙 Seems entrance indicate it should be white sands, New Mexico.
但明显又不对 Obvious error.
有人听到我说话吗 Is anyone receiving this?
卫星回收小组 Recovery team!
卫星回收小组 请确定我的坐标 Recovery team, fix coordinates now!
这到底是什么鬼地方 Where the hell am i?
有人回答吗 Somebody respond!
该死的 卫星回收小组 Recovery team come back, god damn it.
哦 天哪 Oh god, oh god.
有人... Anyone re - !
这里是"今日"节目 主持人马特·劳尔 This is today with Matt Lauer.
现在我们来采访 We're back now with Dr.
里克·马歇尔博士 他的新书将于明天发布 Rick Marshall whose new book arrives in stores tomorrow.
让我们回到上个月的奥斯陆 It was back in Oslo, doctor,
在那里 你发布的研究理论 Last month that you just startled your colleagues,
将科学引入一个全新的方向 With this theory of yours that takes
也雷倒你的一大片同事 Science in a completely new direction.
量子古生物学 Quantum paleontology.
量子古生物学 没错 Quantum paleontology, that's correct.
这到底是什么 What exactly is that?
这是...从某种角度来说 这就是我们的未来 Well it's a... not to say very modestly... it's our very future Matt.
这是解决我们目前面临的 It's the only real solution to solving
化石燃料危机的唯一方法 This fossil fuel crisis we're experiencing
精简一下就是几个字 And it boils down to two simple words.
可再生生物燃料? Renewable bio-fuels?
很接近 Close.
时空扭曲 Time warps.
时空扭曲? 你没开玩笑吧 Time warps? You're serious about this?
我是很认真的 I'm deadly serious.
五年时间 花费五千万美元的研究成果 Five years, over fifty million dollars on my research...
你是说你自己出五千万美元 You spent fifty million dollars of your own money,
来研究时空扭曲? Studying time warps?
不是 这太可笑了 No, that's adorable.
我可没那么多钱 我用的是纳税人的钱 No, tax payers' money. I don't have fifty million dollars.
你现在想要更多资金 And now you're asking for more?
我的书中都有解释 It's all explained, in my book.
我知道那本书 I know we plugged the book.
我的一辆车是时光机器 My other car is a time machine.
班图出版 亚马逊... Bantum books, amazon...
在这样金融危机的时候 大举消减开支 We're living in a time right now, with huge cuts in spend-
我看见了 大举消减开支 I saw, huge cuts in spending. -right
我们正勒紧裤带期望度过危机 We're in dire economic straights,
而你却花五千万美元去研究时空扭曲 And you're spending fifty million dollars on studying time warps?
你不觉得这样做很不负责任吗 How do you not think that's irresponsible?
你是要吸烟吗 Are you smoking?
不 只是想缓和一下气氛 No I'm making a balloon animal here.
你不能在录制棚吸烟 You can't smoke in the studio.
没人告诉过我啊 No one told me that.
听着 你不能 Listen, you can't.
好吧 Fine.
在扭曲空间那里有大量的能量 There are huge huge amounts of trans - dimensional energy out there
只要轻轻一按 就能解决能源危机 Just waiting for us to throw the switch, energy crisis averted.
你是要人们把整个 You are asking people to stake the
工业文明的未来 Entire future of industrialized civilization,
都交给那台叫做平行维度的机器上? On what you call parallel dimensions?
对于你的理论 评论家有很多质疑 What about the critics who have a fair question doctor, they say...
他们觉得那理论不是科学而是伪科学 This theory of yours is not science, it is non-science,
更直接点就是胡扯 And some even more bluntly say it's nonsense.
你怎样看? How do you respond to that?
我的批评者? My critics?
对 一大堆的批评者 Your critics, there are a lot of them.
你能不能具体点 Could you be more specific?
斯蒂芬·霍金 Steven Hawking.
斯蒂芬·霍金说你那是胡扯 原话 Steven Hawking says this is nonsense, that's his word.
好了 采访结束 You know what this interview's over.
为什么 Why?
制片人说你不会提起这个 Your producer said you wouldn't bring that up.
这问题很正常 It's a fair question.
不正常 这真是扯淡 No it's not, it's a hatchet job!
看吧 这就是所谓的里克·马歇尔博士 That was my guest Dr. Rick Marshall his book arrives in stores tomorrow,
其新书将于明日发布 You might want to look for it in the
你可以在"我的奇思臆想"那一栏找到 I'm out of my freakin' mind department.
现在我们回来 说说夏日趣事或者沉默杀手? When we come back, trampolines. summer fun or silent killer?
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
尊敬的同事们 Esteemed colleagues.
我将展示这个 I'll conclude with this.
决定我们未来命运的东西 Our very future depends on one thing.
超光速粒子 Tachyons.
原子内的粒子的移动速度是 Sub-atomic particles that move so
那么快 实际上是朝着与时间相反方向 Incredibly fast they actually travel backwards in time.
试问 Ask yourself,
如果有种机器可以驾驭这些超光速粒子 What if there was a device that could harness these tachyons.
我们可以通过打开时空扭曲穿梭其中 We could open and travel through warps in time and space.
这是什么 What's that?
你觉得这辈子是看不到了? Not in our lifetime?
我已经在制作这样机器了 My friends, I've designed such a device.
让你看看超光速粒子加速仪 I give to you the tachyon amplifier.
一个天才之作 Genius in a box.
有了这个机器 你不是朝前或朝后走 Only with this device, you don't travel forwards or backwards.
而是走在时间的捷径里 You travel sideways in time.
某种程度上说就是过去现在未来相交处 To another dimension where past, present, and future all meet.
灯光 And, lights.
好 Alright...
有什么问题吗 Any questions?
好 那边的那个年轻人 Oh, great. Yes, you right there young man.
如果你把一吨大麻扔向太阳 Yeah, if you shot a ton of pot at the sun,
会不会着火 然后让大家都兴奋起来? Would it burn up and get everybody high?
不 不 No, no...
还有关于科学的严肃点的问题吗 Are there any real questions that pertain to science?
你用伟哥吗 Do you take cialis?
为什么在演讲之前 你在卫生间里哭呢 Why were you crying in the bathroom before this presentation?
怎么现在看起来你也是要哭的样子呢 How come it looks like you're about to cry now?
恐龙有咪咪吗 Do dinosaurs have boobs?
够了 够了 都给我出去 That's it. that's it, everybody out of here.
都出去 Get out of here.
去停车场或者高速公路上玩 随便你们了 Go play in the parking lot. Go run around on the freeway, I don't care.
我有个问题 I have a question.
你是不是在制作那个超光速粒子加速仪 Did you ever try to make the tachyon amplifier?
你是谁 Who're you?
哦 不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
我是赫丽·坎特儿我在剑桥研究了你的理论 I'm Holly Cantrell, I studied all your work at cambridge.
我觉得你真是很有才 I think you're brilliant.
好吧 来自剑桥并说我有才的赫丽小姐 Well, Holly from Cambridge who thinks I'm brilliant.
我是在做 但还没完成 I started, but I didn't finish so no.
你已经开始在做啦 真是不可思议 No but you have to build it, it's the most incredible-
你吃的是什么 What are you eating?
塞满了巧克力豆的生面团 It's a dough nut stuffed with m&m's.
吃完了生面团你就不用再吃巧克力豆了 That way when you finish the dough nut, you don't have to eat any m&m's.
你不认为你是对的吗 这一切 But don't you see you are absolutely right, everything-
打住 Stop.
钻研那个理论让我受尽主流科学界的嘲讽 Chasing that theory got me laughed out
让我沦落到如此地步 Of main stream science and landed me here.
但是除了我自己我不允许任何人批评我 But you know what, I don't got anyone to blame but myself.
因为他们说了 Because as they say...
这就是你的龙门之跃 跳不过就废了 If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault. "
这就是现实 That's a bitch slap of truth right there.
如果你的理论是垃圾 If your theories are such rubbish.
解释一下这个 Then explain this.
这是26.5亿年前的化石 That fossil is over 265 million
上面有个10美元打火机的印痕 Years old with an imprint of a $10 lighter.
解释一下这个吧 Go on and explain that.
这个是我在沙漠发现的 I found that out in the desert along with
一块放射着纯超光速粒子能量的晶石 Crystals like this that radiate pure tachyon energy.
继续 Go on.
解释这个吧 Explain that.
哦 我的天哪 Captain kirk's nipples...!
沥青坑将于5分钟后开放 The tar pits will be opened in 5 minutes, dr.
马歇尔博士请交回文稿 Marshall please return the page.
马歇尔博士? Dr. marshall?
哦 天哪 Oh god.
你还好吧 Are you alright?
快起来 Up you go.
天哪 Dear...
我很好 I'm fine.
很好 I'm okay.
我只是熬夜工作了 I just worked late.
然后饿了 Then I got hungry.
大吃一顿后导致血液流向胃部 大脑缺氧 Ate several meals and lapsed into a food coma.
关于食物我过去有过研究 I've had issues with food in the past.
我不知道 I don't know,
你知道就是过度工作后的压力 You know just with the stress of everything I just overdid it.
但是我还没事了 But I'm in control.
现在我不用再回凤凰城 Now I don't have to go back to Phoenix.
我是路过 为昨天的事情道歉 I just wanted to come by, and apologize for yesterday,
我的行为... My behavior was just...
不 不 不 No, no, no...
你完成了超光速粒子加速仪 You finished the tachyon amplifier!
没 没 是 No, no... I mean yes.
我还不知道 I- I don't know...
我是完成了 但是 I finished building it yes, but...
我不敢测试它能不能用 I didn't have the nerve to test it out.
所以我原以为去趟麦当劳可以给我打点气 没用 So I thought a trip to arby's might give me some courage, no dice.
但是我还是大吃了一顿鸡肉 玉米卷 But I hit popeyes, del taco...
然后就是1.4万卡路里的热量 Fourteen thousand calories later.
然后我发现自己躺在地铁里 I found myself down at subway.
借着一个12寸全麦蔬菜堡的力量 Powering through a 12 inch veggie on whole wheat.
大打一架得到大师级别 Battling to come out a "jared. "
却依旧没有力气打开那个机器 Still didn't give me the strength to turn that thing on.
我是个懦夫 I'm a coward.
你不是懦夫 你是个有远见的人 You are not a coward, you're a visionary.
这恐怕是近百年来最伟大的发明 This is probably the greatest work of genius in the last hundred years.
这不是合唱团吗 Is that a chorus line?
有些多余数据留在了上面 It's left over data from the drive.
这真狗屎 What a piece of crap!
我是说这机器 The machine I mean
这不是合唱队 Not a chorus line.
我喜欢这调子 这反映了人类现今状况 I love show tunes, they really tell the story of the human condition.
这个调子有点同志 It's a bit gay.
这很棒 It is great.
对 Right.
马歇尔博士 你很快就会出名的 Dr. marshall you're going to stop selling yourself short,
你现在正在一个重大发现的边缘 起来 You're on the verge of a major discovery, now get up!
我们去哪 Whoa, where are we going?
我们实地试验这个机器 We're going to test this little device, in the field.
你疯了吗 我还没准备好实地试验 Are you crazy? I'm not prepared for a field test!
不 我还不想大张声势 只是常规探查 No, I'm not going to make a big deal out of it just a routine expedition.
常规探查? A routine expedition?
纯粹是常规的 Purely routine.
就是这儿了 我就是在这发现化石的 Here, here it is. This is where I found the fossil.
魔鬼谷的迷洞 The devil's canyon mystery cave.
这个垃圾堆会是入口? This dump is a portal?
你能看看这些读物吗 Would you look at these readings?
从山洞回来时候拿的 We just gotta get back in that cave.
好的 这地方完全是被荒废了 No problem, the place is obviously abandoned.
并非如此 Not exactly.
你想要什么 What's your pleasure?
我这有罗马火焰筒 波特火箭 星光闪闪 I got roman candles, bottle rockets, twitter glitters,
舞动蝴蝶 Dancing butterflies?
这个东西 我叫它墨西哥精管切除术 This little bitch right here I call the mexican vasectomy.
啊 你们不喜欢这个 Okay, that's some bad taste.
这个怎么样 How 'bout this?
这个旅行马克杯 我叫它完美女人 This is a little travel mug I like to call, the perfect woman.
大大的胸部 没有头 有个把手 Big ol' set of boobies, no head and a handle.
我们想进山洞好吗 Look we want to go in the cave, alright?
好吧 看看这个 Okay, how about this.
花30美元就能有一段华丽的旅行 Ya'll spend $30 on crap, I'll give you a deluxe tour.
会让你不枉此行的 It all goes to a great cause.
魔鬼谷的娱乐圣地 The devil's canyon resort & casino!
做的真好 Wow, that's nice craft.
7000个豪华套房 Seven thousand luxuriously appointed rooms
三个赌场 Three casinos.
一个会议中心 One convention center.
大容量的停车场 Ass-tons of parking.
当这一切完成的时候 And when everything is complete,
我会独占这个黄金之顶 I will turn the tip of this golden tee-pee into my personal lair.
我会找个老婆 在上面和她共度余生 And I will take a mate, and live the rest of my life with her up here.
如果我们打架 她把我打的很惨 When we fight, and she pisses me off,
我就把她放逐到这个顶 I will banish her to this tip,
把她当做囚犯和奴隶囚禁 Where she will be kept as a prisoner and a slave.
要买什么东西吗 So you gonna buy anything?
不用 谢谢 Yeah, fine.
恩 我把这些人带进山洞 你看好店 Hey Earn, taking these guys to the cave. watch the store.
按我们事先说好的 呼吸的时候把嘴闭上 Close your mouth while you're breathing like we talked about.
这让别人感到很古怪 Making everybody over here feel wierd.
做好面临你内心深处的恐惧准备吧 Prepare to meet your darkest fears inside
我们将进入魔鬼谷深处的山洞 The depths of the devil's canyon mystery cave!
第一条规矩 把你的胳膊和腿放进船里 Rule number one, keep your arms and legs inside the boat.
第二玩的爽快 Rule number two, have a kick ass awesome time!
但是注意 But be warned...
你可能会搞湿的 You may get wet.
不好意思 可能? I'm sorry, may?
我要确保这个东西可不会弄湿了 Actually, I need to know this equipment cannot get wet.
不是你 欢乐玛丽 Not you, Mary Poppins
再说一遍 我淹死你 Say that again, and I'll drown you.
出发 Good to go!
山洞旅行开始 Woo, cave ride begins!
他们说这个古老的山洞有一百多年历史了 They all just say this old cave is a
里面有一千的秘密 Hundred years old and holds a thousand mysteries.
或者说一千多年历史 一百多个秘密 Or is it thousand years old, and a hundred mysteries.
这也是秘密之一 Well that my friends, is just one of the mysteries.
你这是给我做导游解说吗 Say what you will my man, as a showman.
毫无疑问 Without a doubt.
此洞之所以出名是因为 This cave is most infamous for the
魔鬼谷蜥蜴人的传说 Legend of the devil's canyon lizard man.
很早就在这里了 He's been seen around these parts since the pilgrim times.
磨爪子 吐着信子 等着吃人 Snapping his claws, hissin, tryin' to eat people up.
在这里的每个洞里潜伏着 Lurking about in the dark dark shadows of this very cave.
但那只是传说 不是吗 But those are just legends, aren't they?
不是吗 Aren't they?!
你是在问我们吗 Are you asking us?
不 不 No, no.
恩尼 是吗 Earnie! aren't they?
来了 威尔 Here it comes, will!
哦 天哪 Oh god!
蜥蜴人 The lizard man!
你们要为这个付钱 You're paying for that.
我不会的 I most definitely am not.
我这可是尽最大努力 You know I'm sitting here trying to
让你们有个惊奇之旅 Give you guys a really awesome adventure,
而你们却一点回报都不给 And you guys are giving me nothing in return!
我戴了手套 帽子 向你们展示 I got the gloves on, the hat, the pageantry!
赫丽 有强烈的超光速粒子迹象 Holly, I'm getting a strong tachyon reading!
我确定这迹象还带着共振波 I think I can boost the hell out of this signal with a resonant wave!
开始吧 Go for it!
你们一点都不关心 You guys don't even care.
这里不能放音乐 No no, there are no showtunes on this ride!
这是怎么回事 Something's happening!
这也是游玩的一个节目? Is this part of the ride?!
不 不是 Nah, this ain't me!
是地震 It's an earthquake!
从没见过的大地震 Greatest earthquake ever known!
马歇尔 我觉得你应该把它关掉 Marshall, I think you should turn it up!
仪器 The meter!
我们在动 We're moving!
这不是我干的 不是我干的 This isn't me, this isn't me!
我们怎么移动地这么快 Why are we moving so fast?!
你看我像是知道原因的人吗 Do I look like I know what's going on?!
那是什么声音? What's that sound?!
这里有瀑布吗 Is there a waterfall in here?!
这里怎么会有瀑布 这都不是真的溪流 Hell no dude, this isn't even a real stream!
这是上面肥皂厂排出来的工业用水 It's industrial run off of the soap factory down the street!
那是什么 What is that?!
哦 该死 Oh shit!
这可不是什么常规探险 This is not a routine expedition!
快掉头 Reverse!
这真是太美了 It's beautiful!
我都没看清这是怎么回事 I gotta say I did not see that coming.
恩尼 你这杂种 Earnie! you bastard!
这也太快了 That was way too fast.
恩尼 Earnie!
太快了 Too fast!
马歇尔 Marshall!
过来看看这个 I think you should come and look at this!
这意味着什么 Do you realize what this means?!
是了 Yes!
这意味着 It means...
马特·劳尔可以见鬼去了 Matt lauer can suck it!
-赫丽 你在录吗 -是 - Holly, are you rolling? - Yes!
那是艘维京海盗船 That was a viking ship and a-
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up just shut up!
目前我们有三个人 Okay, currently in our party...
我 里克·马歇尔博士 Me, Dr. Rick Marshall.
博士候选赫丽·坎特儿 还有个没用的 Doctoral candidate Holly Cantrell and some trashy
身上有麦芽酒和臭脚味的人 Tailer park reject who smells of malt liquor and feet.
我还站在这里 I'm standin' right here!
我是对的 I was right!
赫丽 就是这 Holly, right here!
就像我预测的那样我们 Just as I predicted we have been...
掉进了地球上的一个时空隧道 We've fallen through a time portal from our earth,
进入了另一个次元 过去现在和未来 To another dimension where past, present and future,
全都乱了 Are all mashed up together!
这是怎么发生的 How the hell did this happen?
我的超光速粒子加速仪 就是这么发生的 My tachyon amplifier, that's how it happened!
你是说那个叽里呱啦的烂盒子 You mean that shitty boombox pumpin' showtunes?
是的 它起作用了 Yes, it worked!
这到底是哪 Where the hell is it?
恩 有点小故障 Okay, minor set back.
毫无疑问 我的超光速粒子加速仪 My tachyon amplifier,
会是我们回去 Which undoubtedly will be the only
唯一可行的途径 Possible way for us to open a doorway home.
怎么也看不到它在哪 Is nowhere to be seen.
那又是什么 What the hell was that?
我也不知道 我们去看看 I have no idea but let's go find out!
是灵长类动物 Primates!
我听说他们的行为很像 I heard they had the posture of an
南方古猿 但实际上他们却很... Australopithecy but it's actually quite-
不 不 不 闭嘴 No, no, no... shut up!
别破坏气氛 I will not let you ruin this moment,
我等了一辈子就是要看看大脚怪 I waited my entire life to see the mighty big foot!
老兄 你是在煽情么 Man, are you touching yourself?
马歇尔 你看 Marshall, look!
老天啊 Oh my god!
他们已经会制造工具了 Tool construction!
制造工具啊 Tool construction!
是啊 可是他们要杀了他 Yea! They're gonna kill him!
住手 No!
好吧 书呆子你跟着我的指挥行动 Okay you egg heads you follow my lead.
我知道怎么对付他们 I know just how to party with these guys.
你们这些小猴子杂种 You little monkey bastards!
准备好下跪朝拜我吧 Prepare to bow down and worship me!
看到了吧 你们这些原始人 For behold, ye' troglodytes...
我拥有着火的力量 I command the power of... fire!
威尔 这可不是什么好主意 Will, that's not a good idea.
现在好点了么 How do you like me now huh?
你想跳迪斯科么 你... You want to disco dance you-
噢 妈的 Ouch! Son of a bitch...!
干得好 Well done.
你刚才把火种给了那些灵长类杀人犯了 You've just now given murderous primitives the power of fire.
现在没事了 It's alright.
都没事了 别害怕 It's alright don't be frightened.
我们是朋友 We're friends.
朋...友 Friends.
赫丽小心点 Careful Holly.
过来 Come on.
过来啊 Come on!
过来吧 Come on.
你看吧 There we go.
我在曼彻斯特灵长类中心待了三年 I spent 3 years at the manchester primate house.
我知道他们的原始语言 I'm recognizing their very primitive language.
现在 Now..
我 赫丽 Me? Holly.
对 赫丽 Yes, Holly!
赫丽 Holly.
我 赫丽 Me? Holly...
你呢 You?
查卡 Cha-ka?
查卡 Cha-ka!
不 赫丽 查卡 No, Holly... Cha-ka!
威...尔 Wi-ill...
威尔 Will...
干得好 赫丽 Good work Holly.
剩下的交给我吧 Let me take over from here.
查卡很高兴见到你 Greeting Cha-ka!
查卡 Cha-ka?
我是里克·马歇尔博士 I'm Dr. Rick Marshall.
里克·马歇尔...博士 Doctor Rick... Marshall?
明白了么 Okay?
让我来看看你的踝关节 Let's take a look at that ankle.
听起来不错吧 Does that sound good?
查卡记住啊 我是博士 Keep in mind Cha-ka, although I'm a doctor,
不是有执照的那种医生(医生博士同字) I'm not a licensed physician.
好么 就是看看 Okay? Just going to take a little look-
你好大的胆子啊 你怎么能 How dare you! How dare you!
我没想伤害你的 I mean you no harm!
马歇尔 马歇尔 Marshall, Marshall!
你个小混蛋还敢跑 Don't you run from me you little shit!
你死定了 Now you're dead!
该死的 查卡 Damn it Chaka!
有必要这样么 Now was that necessary?
马歇尔 马歇尔 站在那别动 Marshall! Marshall, wait stay where you are.
那是什么 What was that?
我没想过要伤害他 好么 Look he was never in any danger, okay?
查卡 朋友 Cha-ka! Friend!
安全 安全 Safety! Safety!
安全 Safety!
赫丽 告诉他 Holly, tell him.
马歇尔 Marshall?
马歇尔 Marshall...
这才像样嘛 Well that's more like it.
你跟他说什么了 赫丽 Holly what did you tell him?
我告诉他你是个伟大的领导者 很有权威 I think I told him that you're a great chief, and you're very powerful.
我想他在表示对你誓死效忠 And I think he's pledging his life long loyalty to you.
这倒没有必要 小朋友 That's hardly necessary my little friend.
但是我会尊重你们的风俗习惯的 But I will honor your customs.
你可以服侍我 And you may serve me.
作为回报我会是个公正的主人 也很严厉哦 In return I will be a fair but very strict master.
什么 What?!
你们没问题吧 What is wrong with you people?!
我们掉进这个沙丘了 That sand dune swallowed us!
我是说你们可别装作你们已经习以为常了 I mean could you all please stop act like this doesn't happen everyday?
你们让我觉得自己很愚蠢 You're starting to make me feel really stupid!
好的 等一等 我们来一起 Okay, hold on. Let's gather ourselves.
做个深呼吸 Take a deep breath in.
好在 Fortunately...
这种场面 我经历过三次了 I've been in this exact situation... three times before.
什么时候 When?!
你什么时候经历的 When have you ever been in this situation?!
我从来都没经历过这种场面 I've never been in this situation before!
我只是想鼓舞一下士气嘛 Just tryin' to keep up morale!
哦 天哪 Oh god...
希望只是个小狼 I sure hope that was a coyote.
老天啊 这是进食区 Good god, it's a feeding station!
谁知道有关进食的过程 我知道 If anyone knows about meal presentation, it's me.
天啊 天啊 Oh god, oh god!
手拉手 Grab hands!
动一动 一起荡到那棵树上去 Create some momentum and swing over to that tree.
幅度再大一点 Extension!
快到了 Reach!
就这样 大家做的很好 Good form everyone!
大家一起努力 Working in concert!
不要害怕撞上 Don't be afraid to point the toe!
再来一次 One more!
再来一次就行了 One more should do it!
大家赶紧跑出去 Everybody move out!
查卡 你的主人命令你 Cha-ka, your master commands you to-
查卡真是坏死了 Bad Cha-ka!
你的忠诚值得怀疑 Your loyalty is now in question!
刚才那个是恐龙么 That was a dinosaur?
是霸王龙 T- rex!
绝对的肉食性动物 Definitely in predator mode!
你快点 你拖慢我们的速度了 Would you hurry up, you're slowing us down!
你怎么还穿高跟鞋呢 Why are you wearing high heels!
不是高跟鞋 是打过蜡的靴子 They're not high heels, they're my floor shine zipper boots!
为什么你在野外考察时还要打蜡 Why are you wearing floor shines on a field expedition!
我告诉过你我根本就没打算要到野外来 I told you I was no prepped to go into the field.
等等 我们得照张照片 Wait, wait! We need a photo!
很好的野外生存能力 赫丽 Nice field skills, Holly!
站那去 Stand over there!
什么 What?!
这能证明我是对的 我需要照片 This is proof that I'm right and I want photos.
站在那里 你可以当做参照物 Stand there we need you for scale!
参照 Scale?!
马歇尔 怎么开防红眼的功能啊 Marshall, do we to turn on red-eye feature?
是 他的眼睛看上去是挺红的 Yes! His eyes do look red.
老天啊 你就赶紧照吧 Jesus Christ, just take the picture!
-好的 站着别动 -别动 - Okay just stand still! - Stand still please.
一 二 三 One, two, three...
太好了 赶紧跑 Fantastic, run!
拼命跑啊 Run like hell!
那只猴子死哪去了 Where the hell's the monkey?
快看 Look!
查卡在桥那头等我们呢 Cha-ka's waiting for us at the other end of the bridge!
好查卡 主人我很高兴 Good cha-ka, your master is pleased!
马歇尔 Marshall!
看起来他好像是想弄坏那个桥 It really looks like he's just trying to destroy the bridge.
查卡 等一等 Chaka, wait!
主人不高兴啦 Master not pleased!
好了 他过不来的 他的深度感知力很差 It's okay, he can't cross he has terrible depth perception.
这条缝隙又那么长 Thinks this chasm is a million miles long.
何况它不是什么运动健将 He's not what you'd call an athlete.
霸王龙先生 Mister t-rexes.
看到了么 See?
彻底被打败了 走开了 多无助啊 Walking away in utter, and helpless defeat.
毕竟他们的脑子只有核桃那么大 After all their brain is the size of a walnut.
他们的嗅觉很灵敏 但是视觉 听觉 Their sense of smell may be acute, but eye sight, hearing,
所有这些高级的功能 All of his higher functions,
因为脑容量太小都派不上用场了 Completely compromised by that walnut sized brain pan.
我是说 忘了給鞋打蜡的事吧 I mean forget about the polish.
霸王龙在那个时代算是够傻的 It's the t-rexes who were the real dummies of the world.
实际上查卡 很有趣的故事 In fact Chaka, funny story...
快跑 Run!
跟着那猴子 Follow the monkey!
它看着你呢 马歇尔 He's looking at you, Marshall.
它在看着你 He's watching you.
它看着我们每个人呢 He's looking at everyone.
不 我确定它是在看着你 No I'm certain he's looking at you.
它的脾气很暴躁 He is grumpy.
我们应该叫它 暴暴 I think that's what we should call him, Grumpy.
好名字 It's a cute name.
它走了么 Is it gone?
是的 Yeah.
胆小鬼 Pussy!
胆子可真小 What a puss...
这地方正好可以用 This'll work just fine.
我们叫这个大本营 We'll call this base camp.
不 不 我们不能呆在这 No, no... we cannot stay here!
山洞里总是没什么好事 电影里都是这样 Bad things happen in caves folks, watch your movies!
伙计们能专心一点么 我是说 Guys, can we just please take a minute to absorb this, I mean...
我们肯定是 第一个来到这个世界上的人 We must be, the first ones to ever step foot in this world,
太不可思议了 It's incredible!
天啊 我们完了 Oh god, we're screwed.
不 不行 No, no!
查卡 不 不行 Chaka, no... no!
好吧 你知道么 Okay you know what?
我不想让查卡今晚睡在山洞里 I don't want Chaka sleeping in the cave tonight.
喔 这么做可不潇洒 老兄 Whoa! Not cool dude.
不 我这是防患于未然 No, it's a reasonable precaution alright?
他当时正要被处决 He was just about to be executed,
我想他肯定干了什么坏事 And I think he might've done something to deserve it.
嘿 他可就在这呢 Hey my man is right here.
很明显 他也有感情的 好么 Obviously he has feeling, okay?
才没有呢 Doesn't have feelings!
老兄 快看看 他很可爱的 Man, come on look at him he's adorable.
总是喜欢抱抱 He's a little cuddle machine.
什么 What?
你至少得让他为自己辩护一下啊 Yeah, least you can do is let him defend himself.
我不会说猴子语 I don't speak monkey.
无论如何 你会说么 Anyhow... do you?
不 我也不会 No I didn't think so.
让我来试试 Here let me try.
查卡 Chaka?
他说他是他们那的王子 He says he's a prince amongst his people.
有人密谋篡夺王位 他只是受害者 And the victim of a treacherous plot to steal his throne.
他唯一的过失就是 And the only thing he's ever guilty of was...
是爱 Is love.
老兄 得了吧 Brother, give me a break.
就因为在村子的井里拉屎这点小事 And he's been treated far too harshly for the very simple crime of...
他已经被折腾的够惨了 Pooping in the village well.
所以更不能让他睡在山洞里了 That's why you're not sleeping in the cave.
我不能再说了 I can't tell anymore.
听着 先生 Okay mister...
操你妈的 fuck you!
喔 等一下 你拿那个干嘛 Whoa, hold on! Where you going with that?
用这个把门口堵住 I'm just gonna block the first
这样就不会被攻击了 Point-of-egress here so that we're not vulnerable.
不 不 No... no...
你的初衷是好的 Bless your heart.
典型的新手犯的错误 Classic, tender foot mistake.
别太责怪自己 Don't beat yourself up over it.
事情是这样的 Here's the thing.
别在洞口放任何东西 那样会引起注意的 Never put anything near the mouth of the cave to draw attention to us.
我们不是已经吸引了 Did you not just see that we drew the
一个高智商的疯恐龙的注意了么 Attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
博士这两个字是不是意味着 Look I think the "ph. D" after my name means
我对恐龙还是有点了解的 I know a little something about dinosaurs?
恐龙生性残忍 Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct.
就像我说过的 他们的脑子只有核桃大 Like I said before it's got a brain the size of a walnut!
好吧 你明白了么 Okay? you got me?
核桃这么大 A walnut.
那是什么 What's that?
那是什么 What's that?!
亲爱的格雷戈·孟德尔(遗传学之父)啊 Sweet gregor mendel...
什么啊 到底是什么 What? what is it?
是个核桃 It's a walnut.
很明显 这是你们俩之间的事 Well, obviously this is between you and him.
第二天 编号0600 侏罗纪时代 Day 2, 0600... zulu time.
一夜未眠 Did not sleep last night at all.
一会儿都没睡 Not one bit.
没找到回家的关键超光速粒子加速仪 Still no sign of the tachyon amplifier our... our only way home.
口粮 已经少得可怜了 Field rations are... are running dangerously low.
因此 我决定如果情况需要 Thusly, I've made the determination that if need be,
在饥饿难耐的情况下 If faced with starvation...
我们会把查卡 煮来吃了 We will cook and eat... Chaka.
我已经思考了这个好久了 I've been thinking about this a lot actually.
如果查卡的肉就是铁人大厨的神秘配方的话 If Chaka meat were the secret ingredient on iron chef,
我想巴比·福雷(美国知名厨师)也会烤了它 I'm sure Bobbly Flay would,
加上点红辣椒和少许小茴香 Probably serve it with a roasted red peppers, and a dash of cumin.
还有一碗粥 And a braze of polenta.
肯定不好做 Wouldn't be an easy thing to do but...
但是如果你把那小东西慢慢的烤 But if you slow roast the little guy I'm sure
查卡肉肯定很好从骨头上咬下来 That Chaka meat would just fall right off the bone.
水果来咯 Fruit train coming through!
太好了 我饿坏了 Fantastic! I'm absolutely starving.
哪个水果我可以... Which fruit shall i-
喔 等一下赫丽 Whoa, hold on a second there Holly.
我不太清楚这些肉质植物的种类 I don't recognize that genus of succulent.
也许这个原住民能够告诉我们 Perhaps the native inhabitant can help us.
查卡 Chaka?
里克·马歇尔 Rick Marshall!
查卡 Chaka!
这些安全么 Are they safe?
能吃么 To eat?
能吃么 吃 吃 Eat? Eat.. eat?
吃 Eat!
吃吧 吃吧 Eat, eat?
谢谢你 查卡 Thank you Chaka!
太谢谢你了 谢谢你听我说话 Thank you so much, for listening to me.
我为我还怀疑过你道歉 朋友 Sorry for doubting you my little friend.
味道挺刺鼻的 闻起来还不错 Has a pungent flavor, smells good!
肉质很丰富的 Very meaty-
该死的查卡 Jesus Chaka!
这到底是什么 What the hell?!
朋友 Friends?
严格的说 算吧 Well? yes, technically I guess.
然而我是你的主人 However I am your master.
我们有口头契约的 We have entered into a verbal contract.
这你得清楚 You need to understand that.
赫丽 快到洞口去 Holly, quick to the cave mouth.
门卫的位置 Sentry positions!
看着像是等离子体在放电 Looks like a plasma discharge.
也有可能是β射线 Or maybe beta-rays!
马歇尔 Marshall?
马歇尔 Marshall!
马歇尔 Marshall?
救救 Help...
我 Me...
求你了 Please...
我会的 I will.
马歇尔 Marshall?
马歇尔 你要去哪啊 Marshall, where are you going?
有什么人也许是什么东西知道我们在这 Someone or something knows we're here.
在我脑子里 他在召唤我们 It's in my head calling to me.
快回来 赫丽 Get back Holly!
你在干什么 What are you doing?!
我见过这个 他得了丛林失心疯了 I've seen this before! He's got the jungle madness!
我们要趁他还有点尊严的时候把他放倒 We gotta put him down while he's still has some dignity left!
查卡 快走 Chaka, let's roll!
什么 What?!
你们看到了么 You see?
就是这里 This is the place!
这是一台指示器 A beacon!
一个发报台 A transmitter!
直接向我的前额叶发送消息 Tapping directly into my prefontal lobe!
怎么回事 What the hell?!
住手 Stop it!
我会停下的 Well I'll be...
看起来你没疯 I guess you weren't crazy.
好了 Okay...
是我弄错了 够爷们吧 I'm man enough to say that's my bad.
天 这么宏伟的建筑 Wow, has incredible architecture...
几乎像是北美文明的年鉴文化了 Almost like the almanac culture of western america.
真是精妙绝伦 Reminds me of the prudential building.
我敢说肯定有人在这种大麻 I'll bet somebody's growing weed in here.
感受到了吗 Feel that?
那种环绕四周的力量 That ambient energy?
像在魔鬼谷里一样 Just like at devil's canyon.
是超光速粒子辐射 Yeah, tachyon radiation.
马歇尔 仪器肯定在附近 Marshall, the meter can't be far.
终于有点刺激的了 Finally something cool huh?
你们居然没反应 What, no reaction?
你俩在实验室里见过这场景 You guys have seen that before too I take it huh? In your lab...
这是什么 What's this thing?
没准是先人举办拉丁格莱美奖的地方 Maybe this is where ancient ancestors hosted the latin Grammy's.
桑塔纳被拍到举着这个到处走 Just picture Santana hauling this sucker around.
这东西在振动呢 It vibrates.
要我就不会碰这个 I wouldn't touch that alright.
爱情不在你是否还有勇气活下去 Do you believe in life after love!
这么做很傻很幼稚 That is so dumb and childish.
爱情不在你是否还有勇气活下去 Do you believe in life after love!
能不能安静些 马歇尔博士要进行研究 Will could you please be quiet, Dr. Marshall needs silence.
我的内心对我倾诉 I can feel something inside me say
你还不够坚强 哦不 I really don't think you're strong enough, no!
能感觉到声音在我上臂游走 Really feel it in my forearms.
一般得花钱才能有这效果 Yeah, you usually have to pay for something like this.
赫丽你应该坐在这上面 Holly you should sit on this.
什么 What?
査卡 怎么啦 What is it Chaka?
你在说什么 What'd you say?
他说什么 What's he saying?
不知是不是我没涉猎过的知识 斯里斯 I don't know if this is anything I've ever learned... sarisa?
斯里斯塔卡? Sarisa taka?
香肠塔可饼 Chorizo tacos?
你是说香肠塔可饼 Are you saying chorizo tacos?
别玩了 我饿死了 Don't play around because I am super hungry.
斯里斯 Sarisa - ?
这到底什么意思 What the hell does that mean?
墙上警告：小心斯里斯塔克！
也许 Well...
我们永远也想不通 I'm afraid we'll never know.
好吧 Okay...
操 不是香肠塔可饼啊 Oh shit it's not chorizo tacos.
不会马上有危险 它们看起来冷血且行动缓慢 No immediate danger, cold blooded and slow.
再说一次 不会马上有危险 I repeat, no immediate danger.
别说了好吗 你就够吓人的 Would you stop that?! Please! you are freaking me out!
处处都有它们的身影 They're everywhere!
像僵尸一样 Just like zombies!
僵尸就是这样以量取胜的 That's how zombies get you! Volume!
我们死定了 We're all gonna die!
没退路了 Like hell...
至少也要把其中一只拉下马 I'm gonna take at least one of these bastards with me,
让你们在我的尸骨上窒息 Even if you have to choke to death on my skull!
你也想来一下子吗 What you want some too do you?
你们在干嘛 What are you guys doing?!
等一下 One second...
这是什么 What in the hell?
进来 Get in!
赫丽先别动手 Wait stand down Holly.
等一等 Hang on...
别着急 我想我们安全了 Hang on I think we're safe.
它们似乎进不来 They don't seem to be able to make it through the entrance.
谢天谢地 Thank god for that.
那只仿佛看穿了我的灵魂 That one keeps peering into my soul.
太棒了 This is just fantastic.
我们得挤在这个小小的 Now we're just going to stand in here and suffocate in this tiny little...
巨大的 Huge...
东西里 Thingy...
空间利用的真高效啊 Wow that is an efficient use of space.
像是史努比狗的家 Like snoopy's dog house.
那边有一只不可怕的 Look, there's a gold one.
我们去踩烂他的头 Let's stomp his head in.
别怕我 Do not fear me.
我是印克 I am Enik
安图森族人 The Altrusian.
感谢温多克 你来帮助我了 Thank Vindok you've come to my aid Rick Marshall.
你认得我 You know me?
当然 Of course.
即便是在如此遥远的宇宙另一边 Even in the farthest reachest of the
我们也看过你那段马特·劳尔的录像 Universe we've seen your Matt Lauer video.
我是这片失落的大陆里的犯人 I am a prisoner in this land of the lost.
只有你能帮我逃出去 Only you can help me escape.
宇宙的命运掌握在你手中 The fate of the universe depends on you.
嗯 Well...
说的挺好听的 印克 Thats very flattering... Enik.
不过你可能认错人了 But I think you've found the wrong guy.
没有 No Rick Marshall,
我一直在召唤你 帮我阻止那个邪恶的疯子 I have summoned you here specifically to help me stop an evil mad man who
他已经统治了我的世界 Has already conquered my world.
即将征服你的星球 And now plans to conquer yours.
他叫做 His name is...
赞恩 The Zarn.
我叫赞恩 留心我的警告 不然你小命不保 I am the Zarn, heed my warning or be destroyed.
赞恩变得沉迷于 The zarn became obsessed with using the
用这些水晶体中的能量征服宇宙 Power of these crystals to conquer the universe.
如果组织他 他会打开通向你们星球的大门 If he is not stopped he will open a doorway to your world,
领导他的斯里斯塔克军队穿过时空洗劫那里 And lead his army of Sleestak on a rampage across time and space.
我们一定要阻止他 He must be stopped.
印克 Enik...
哥们 Buddy...
我是个科学家 你也一样 I'm a scientist, you're a scientist.
我们合作一定能解决这个问题 I think together you and I could figure this out.
你不能碰这些水晶体 You mustn't touch the crystals!
对这些水晶体乱动手脚会引起时空的巨变 Wrong manipulation of the crystals could turn time and space inside out.
那你需要我们怎么做 What do you need from us?
要实现他的邪恶计划 赞恩只差一件东西 The Zarn lacks only one thing to enact his evil plan.
能加速超光速粒子并释放水晶体能量的仪器 A device to amplify tachyons and unleash the full power of the crystals.
马歇尔发明了能隔离并控制超光速粒子的仪器 Well Marshall has created a device that isolates tachyon interference.
没错 Yeah I did that.
显然 Of course,
将超光速粒子聚集于合适的时间向量 With tachyon particles focused along the proper temporal vector...
将打开一条稳定的通路 A stable passage way could be opened
能通向时空中的任意一点 To any point in the space time continuum.
我俩真是太聪明了 You and I are so smart.
里克·马歇尔 我早就知道你能帮我 Rick Marshall, I knew instantly you could help me.
谢谢 Thank you.
你是个真材实料的天才 You are a truly advanced intellect.
真难以想象 你怎么跟这些人相处 I don't know how you manage amongst these others.
我也不知道 真的 I don't know how I do it either, I really don't!
我们还听着呢 Excuse me?!
你带着超光速粒子加速仪吗 You have this tachyon amplifier?
来的路上丢了 我不知道丢到哪个时间了 I lost it on the way in, I don't know where... it could be lost in time.
其实我探测到它就在附近 On the contrary I detect it nearby.
这 It...
很奇怪 Strange...
没法确定具体位置 因为 I cannot precisely pin point its location it...
它在移动 ...moves.
交给我们来办 Leave it to us.
要是就在外面 If it's out there.
我们会找回来的 We'll find it.
朋友 别着急 Not so fast amigo.
混社会的经验之谈 Little rule I live by.
永远别相信穿短袍的人 Never trust a dude in a tunic.
你就靠这个混社会 You live by that rule?
没错 Yes.
从没让我误入歧途 It's never led me astray.
印克 你能跟我们一起去吗 Come on Enik, are you well enough to travel?
不行 我必须留在水晶塔里 No, my place is here in the pylon.
我要保护水晶体 I must protect the crystals.
这是你们回家的入口 If you wish to return home these crystals are the doorway.
而你的仪器则是钥匙 Your device is the key.
赶在赞恩下手前找到 Find it before the Zarn does.
带来给我 拯救我们 Bring it to me, and rescue us all.
挽救整个宇宙的命运 Rescue the uni-verse.
大家听好 集合了 Alright everyone gather around.
马上出发 Let's go, chop chop.
抓紧时间 Hustle up.
马歇尔你做了这个 Marshall did you just make that?
是啊 我算是个模型爱好者吧 Yeah, I'm a bit of a miniatures enthusiast.
真令人惊讶 It's very impressive.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过我看出有些比例上的问题 Yeah well I see some obvious scaling issues...
我认为这很完美 I think its pretty damn good.
好 Alright.
我们在这 We are here.
你们看 沙漠 森林 As you can see desert, forest...
这是什么 What's this look like?
山洞 The cave.
这是山洞 我们住的那个 That's the cave, that's where we're living.
很标准的火山 Standard volcano.
对吧 Okay?
现在 我会把威尔拴在这个热气球上 Now, I will tether Will to this hot air balloon right here.
上面有简易超光速粒子反射装置 Okay, it will be fitted with a crude tachyon reflector array
是用隔热毯和手机充电器手工做的 That I fashioned out of a thermal blanket and cell phone charger.
我可没说过志愿干这个 I don't remember ever volunteering for that.
赫丽 Holly!
我们跟随威尔的指引 You and I will follow Will's directions as he
沿着声音 追踪丢失的仪器 Searches for the tell-tale ping of the missing,
还有可能仍在运转的超光速粒子探测仪 And still presumably operational tachyon meter.
天啊 他就在附近 Oh god, he's close.
交给我来处理 I've taken care of that.
在我的职业生涯中 我进行了 During the course of my professional
大量详尽的研究 研究爬行动物和各种鸟类 Career I've done extensive research with,
他们都是恐龙的猎物 Reptiles and various birds of prey of which dinosaurs are.
这还是有争议的 Well that's disputable.
请安静好吗 Please be quiet.
他们有异常敏锐的嗅觉 They have a very acute sense of smell.
现在 Now,
我收集了这些 原本只是为 While I gathered this strictly for
我们回去之后进行基因研究 Genetic research to be used upon our return,
我想现在是派上用场的时候了 I think it would prove wise to use this now.
鸭嘴龙的尿 Hadrosaur urine.
我们要用这个抹在 We're going to cover our-
等一下 Whoa, wait.
这是什么 What is that?
鸭嘴龙的尿 Hadrosaur urine.
你怎么弄到的 How'd you get that?
你呼呼大睡的时候 我一直在外面做研究 Well while you are sleeping, I'm out gathering research.
行了吧 Okay?
本是用于遗传工程学的 This was to be used for genetic engineering.
我还会借此写出一篇有关肾功能的论文 And I was going to write a report on kidney function.
不过为了伪装起来 我们都要抹这个 But now it'll just be camouflage, we'll all blend in.
那么 Okay? So...
我们抹上这个 We will cover ourselves-
非常抱歉 I'm sorry, so sorry.
我有件事情想问问 I'm just trying to figure this out.
你一直在收集尿 So you've been gathering urine?
对 怎么了 Yes, what's the problem?
你是不是拿个桶 站在恐龙屁股底下 That means you stood under a dino dung, with a bucket.
你要想刨根问底 If you want to be technical and reduce it to it's basis element...
没错 Yes I was.
那感觉怎么样 How'd that work out for you?
你是真心想知道吗 Are you honestly asking me?
是的 Yeah.
感觉非常平和 It's very peaceful.
有点像用假饵钓鱼 Just a little bit like fly fishing.
在清冷安详的夜晚中 Just out there in the night air still calm,
咻的一下 就有收获了 And then zing you get a big catch.
那么 我们身上抹了这些尿 Okay so, we'll cover our bodies in urine,
就会令所有恐龙无法察觉 And we'll be virtually undetectable to all dinosaurs.
它们来了 我早该想到这个办法 Here they come, should've thought of this a long time ago.
真凉爽 That's refreshing.
还得让它进入血液循环 Make sure to ingest some get that in the blood stream.
别这样 Don't do that.
好了 下一个 Okay, whose next?
真的 Really?
没那么糟 It's not that bad.
除了眼部有些灼烧 这个我没料到 Just starting to burn my eyes a little bit did not plan for it.
还进到鼻孔里了 不好受 It get's up in the nostrils too, you do not want that.
就像在清晨一样 That's early morning stuff.
劲可真足啊 That is strong.
再洒一次也许能减轻副作用 Maybe a second splash will reduce some of the effects.
变得更糟了 Immediately made it worse.
我的激光笔呢 不管了 Where's my laser pointer? Nevermind.
我们可能得这么做 We will probably have to be doing...
是谁 Whose that?
也许我们跟着他就行了 Maybe we should just follow him.
不过还是感谢你的模型 Nice model though.
好吧 忘了我的示范吧 跟着那只猴 Yeah fine, let's forget my model and let's follow the monkey.
査卡闭嘴 Shut up Chaka!
我们到了吗 Are we there yet?
你觉得这很好玩吗 You find this funny Chaka?
这地方就跟不丹一样死寂 This is the damn Bhutan death march out here.
天啊 My god...
不可思议 Absolutely incredible.
这里一定是主入口 This must be the main entry point into this world.
像是 宇宙失物招领处 It's like... a cosmic lost and found.
看这些偷来的玩意 Wow look at all this kick ass shit to steal.
像是世上最大的商场 This is like the world's greatest mall.
的确像个商场 Yeah, will, it's just like a mall.
就差一个大排档了 The only thing it's missing is a food court.
看 美颌龙在跑 Compsognathus! Look how they move!
这些小东西去哪 Where all these little chupacabres going to?
我来告诉你他们去哪 I'll tell you where they're going to.
我们的橡皮艇 超光速粒子探测仪就在附近 Our raft, tachyon meter can't be far.
我们的橡皮艇 那是我的 Our raft? That's my raft.
走开 别啄我的橡皮艇 Get away from there! Stop pecking at my raft!
你的大排档来了 There's your food court.
冰淇淋 Ice cream...
你要干什么 Hey! What're you doing?
去掏钱给査卡买甜筒 这可是他的第一次 What? I'm gonna poney up and get chaka a cone, it's his first.
不对劲 恐龙一定是知道什么才在这周围 No there's a reason those dinosaurs hang out there, they know.
它们能知道什么 They know what?
到喂食的时间了 It's feeding time.
雌性暴龙 Tyrannosaurus female!
我们真走运 We're in luck.
这种大型捕食动物独占欲很强 These large predators are extremely territorial,
基本上没什么能让它们分神 Virtually nothing will distract them from each other.
大事不妙 Oh crap balls.
你知道吗 Whaddya know?
这是比用尿淋浴 This is one of those situations where
更糟糕的情况 Dumping piss on your head's a bad idea.
快跑 Run!
等等 査卡 Wait Chaka!
让你的主人先跑 Lead your master to safety!
别这样 査卡 Chaka no!
为什么 Why?!
你个小混蛋 You're a little asshole Chaka!
大家散开 能迷惑它们 Spread out! It'll confuse them!
以迂回方式逃跑 Try running in serpentine patterns!
它对快速转变的方向无计可施 He's incapable of rapid forward direction!
大家迂回跑 Serpentine everyone!
迂回 Serpentine!
迂回 Serpentine!!
不 别甩 No! Serpentine!
迂回 Serpentine!!
崽子养的 Son of a kid!
马歇尔 你胡闹有完没完 Hey Marshall, you ever get tired of being wrong?
我不想犯错了 真的 累死我了 I do, I really do! I'm so tired!
马的速度 跑啊马歇尔 Get on your horse Rick Marshall!
太迷人了 也太吓人了 Fascinating but terrifying!
不 No!
马歇尔 Marshall!
在这呢 Still here!
这段得录上 I hope you're taping this!
录上了 I got it!
我不想死在悍马里 I don't want to die in a hummer!
一场屠杀啊 A massacre...
真恶心 Gross!
把弹射器装好 Set the catapult!
什么 What?!
把弹射器装好 Set the catapult!
什么 What?!
把他妈弹射器装好 Set the fuckin' catapult!
这玩意 This thing?!
弹射器 马上 Catapult! Now!
别过来 把它往那引 No no, take her that way! Go that way!
快点去 Just do it!
来 Come on!
怎么装弹射器 How the hell do you set a catapult!
不知道 先转起来 I don't know, just turn it!
一 One!
二 Two!
三 Three!
把它转起来 Crank that thing!
不 Oh no!
把那家伙摇下去 Crank that mother!
我带弹药来了 I'm coming in hot!
继续干啊 Keep going!
把吃奶的劲儿使出来 Put your back into it!
军火送达 The package has arrived.
里面装的是什么 What's the package?
是一罐制冷剂 It's a canister of refridgerant.
现在 Now!
这个我可没料到 I did not expect that.
那个同志音乐剧 Gay showtunes!
凯茜...贝贝 Cassie... beebe.
超光速粒子仪 Tachyon meter!
太糟了 Oh that blows.
太...糟了 That... Blows...
马歇尔? Marshall?
你在干什么 What're you doing?
我放弃了 I'm giving up.
感觉真爽 It feels good.
那咱们怎么想法回去呢 But what about finding our way home?
证明你毕生的研究是正确的 Validation for your life's work,
你要是光躺在这等于放弃一切 You just going give that all up just to lie here.
不 当然不只这样 No no of course not.
躺在这里只是第一阶段 Lying here is just phase one of the plan.
第二阶段才真正令我兴奋 It's phase two that gets me really excited.
我需要调整倚靠的倾角 It involves adjusting the angle of my recline,
然后把这只手塞进裤裆里 And putting this hand halfway down my pants.
隐蔽 简约 又不失优雅 Deceptively simple yet elegant.
对 我努力过了 Yeah, I tried.
却失败了 I failed.
这是我又一次的龙门跃 And you know what, once again it's my own vault.
你是说龙门宴吧 You mean fault.
不 我的确是说龙门跃 No, I actually mean vault.
出自一张画着撑杆跳运动员的海报 It's from a poster with a pole vaulter on it.
这真的太蠢了 伙计 That's really freaking stupid man.
我真不敢相信你这么说 I can't believe I'm hearing this.
任何头脑清醒的科学家都不... Any scientist in his right mind wouldn't give-
正在启动第二阶段 Initiating phase two.
你明白我最初是怎么知道你的吗 Do you know how I first heard about you?
作为笑柄 As a joke.
在剑桥上大一时我们经常把你和 First year at cambridge we used to email your
马特·劳尔的访谈当作搞笑视频互相转发 Little appearance with Matt Lauer around for a laugh.
网上的最佳视频榜是这么说的 I mean as you tube hall of fame moments goes,
马特·劳尔对战马歇尔 It was Matt Lauer versus marshall,
结果马歇尔自取其辱 And then that monkey pissin' in his own face.
就算那样 In that order.
我也笑不出来 But I wasn't laughing.
因为我被你迷住了 Because I was fascinated.
我看到的是一个为了求知的渴望 I saw a man who was willing to swim
不惜挺身涉险的男人 Dangerous waters for the sake of his need to know.
我对此深信不疑 马歇尔博士 I took that to heart Dr. Marshall,
我坚持研究你的理论 I've committed myself to your theories
甚至为此被剑桥开除了 And I got tossed out of Cambridge for it.
为了我的理论你把自己前程给扔了? For my theories, you threw your future away?
对 别人都这么说 Yeah that's what everyone told me.
但我一直不信 现在终于信了 But I didn't believe it, not 'til now.
你看过那个搞笑视频吗 Have you seen this monkey video?
看过 看了十几遍了 Yeah, I've seen it about a dozen times.
能上网就是好 God bless the internet.
过来 査卡 Come on Chaka.
咱们来一起写任务书 Let's work on our mission statement.
你好吗 How's it going?
怎么了 小老兄 没事吧 What's wrong little guy, you okay?
女人问题吗 Lady troubles?
跟我说说 Tell me about it.
这事肯定只有你知我知 但... This obviously stays between me and you but...
我都快6年没玩过女人了 I'm coming up on a 6 year dry spell.
他说他想念他的部落 那里生活很美好 He says that he misses his tribe, it's a beautiful existence
他们自由的过着游牧生活 They're carefree and nomadic,
哪里有食物就住在哪 And live where the food is.
跟我一样 Just like me.
为了跟"鲁比星期二"餐馆住近点我搬了3次家 I moved "tres" times just to be closer to a ruby tuesdays.
接着说 Continue.
他们的女人服侍男人 有求必应 Their women wait on the men, serve in all their needs.
我喜欢 接着说 I'm liking this, continue.
她们长相丑陋 但幸好性格温柔 They're ugly, but they make up for it in nice personalities.
他说作为部族的王子 He says as prince of his tribe
有7000个女人只服侍他一人 he personally is served by a heron of 7,000 women.
混的不错嘛 小老兄 Wow, not bad little dude.
她们获得的食物全献给他 还有 And they bring him all accruements of food, and-
我不翻译你也知道什么意思 Yeah, you get the idea I'm not translating that.
你们那儿还有地儿留给像我这种家伙吗 Any room around that fire for a jerk like me?
你不是放弃了吗 Thought you gave up?
我是放弃了 I did.
我放弃了放弃的想法 I gave up on giving up.
我在那儿坐了很久 Sat out there for a long time.
陪伴我的只有羞愧和这把小四弦琴 Just me, my shame and this little 4 string.
我改变了原来的想法 I've had a change of heart.
绞尽脑汁地想该对你们说些什么 Tried too long and hard to think something to say to you guys.
我后来发现其实没什么可说的 Well, I realized there wasn't anything to say.
但也许... But maybe...
只是也许... Just maybe...
我能为你们唱些什么 There's something I could sing.
不 真的没关系 No really it's alright-
马歇尔... 威尔和赫丽 Marshall... Will and Holly...
进行着一次常规考察 On a routine expedition.
遇到了前所未有的大地震 Met the greatest earthquake ever known.
我就编了这么多 That's all I got.
挺好的 That's fine.
我们接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
谢谢 你们真慷慨大度 Thanks, you guys are being so generous.
真的很感激 我觉得心理创伤开始康复了 Really appreciate it, I think the healing has begun.
遇到了前所未有的大地震 Met the greatest earthquake ever known...
在高高的激流上 High on the rapids.
他们的小船粉身碎骨 It struck their tiny raft.
反响不错 That's good.
他们摔下了... And plunged them down-
我好累 I'm so tired.
万丈深渊 A thousand feet below.
我浑身无力 I'm feeling weak.
这感觉来的真猛 Really bushwacked.
不管怎样 我是这么收尾的 Anyway here's how I end it,
小和音急奏 没什么华彩的 A little arpeggio nothing fancy.
伙计们 我好困 Guys, I'm sleepy.
失落... The land...
失落...的大陆 Land... of the lost-
我筋疲力竭了 I'm so tired!
刚刚怎么回事 What happened?
你身上有只虫子 You had a bug on you.
但现在已经没了 But it's gone now.
好吧 Oh okay.
好了 大家 Alright everyone!
起床出发喽 Rise and shine.
听我说 这是崭新的一天 Listen up, it's a new day.
没错 我们是遇到了挫折 Yes we've had a set back.
没错 在这里坐以待毙是个诱人的想法 Yes it is tempting to stay on this world and die.
但那不是全新马歇尔的作风 But thats not how a new Marshall rolls.
听见了吗 You hear me?
绝不是 Not by a damn sight.
我不再是那个手插裤裆里的马歇尔了 This isn't hands down the pants Marshall. Alright?
现在是2品脱的金牌冰淇淋 This is a Gordon on 2 pints of Ben & Jerry's
一大块螺旋切火腿 不是别人 And a whole spiral cut ham while watching not one,
正是我全新马歇尔 But two mama's family reunion Marshall.
旧我不复存在了 He's gone.
现在谈谈要紧的事 Here's the deal.
印克指望着我们 Enik's counting on us.
全世界指望着我们 The whole world is counting on us.
我们回原来世界的唯一希望就是 If we have any hope of returning home we need to
拿回超光速粒子仪 哪怕路途艰险 Take back that tachyon meter, and take it back hard.
我们必须爬山 That means climbing.
数小时艰辛地攀爬悬崖陡壁 Hours of arduous climbing up sheer cliffs.
不是明天 Not tomorrow.
不是几小时后 Not in a few hours.
而是现在 But right now!
明白吗 Understood?
明白 Yeah.
明白吗 威尔 Understood will?
出发吧 你们这些软脚虾 Let's move out you panzies.
这又不是在比赛 好不 Hey! This is not a race. Okay?
这他妈是什么 What the hell?
翼指龙巢穴里到处是正在孵化的蛋 Teradachtyl eggs incubating all over her lair.
你的破音箱在那儿 There's your shitty boombox.
穿过一片薄薄的火山玻璃的海洋 Across a sea of thin volcanic glass.
威尔 等会儿你需要平均分配体重 Okay will, what you're gonna want to do is evenly distribute your weight,
同时留心这些蛋 At the same time keep an eye out for the eggs.
威尔? Hey, Will?
我知道你是装的 I know you're faking.
好吧 査卡 Okay, Chaka!
査卡 Chaka!
行了 Come on.
那好 Fine.
或许我该听听这些 Maybe I'll need to listen to the words of a
想登上舞台的年轻孩子的唱词 Group of young kids trying to make it on stage.
老天 但愿我能成功 God I hope I get it.
但愿我能成功 I hope I get it.
马歇尔? Marshall?
小心点 Be careful.
我醒了 I'm up!
我醒了 我去吧 I'm up I got this.
马歇尔 被你抢先了 Oh Marshall, you got it.
帮我个忙行吗 Do me a favor?
帮我留神那个大家伙 行吗 Just keep an eye on the mother okay?
你绝不能改变这些蛋的表面温度 You mustn't change the surface temperature of the eggs,
哪怕一滴汗都可能启动孵化进程 Any drop of sweat could activate hatching process.
我成功了 I got it.
我成功了 I got it!
他们孵出来了 They're hatching!
他们为什么孵出来了 Why are they hatching?!
是音乐 The music!
这音乐就像摇篮曲一样 It must be like a lullaby.
老天 但愿我能成功 God I hope I get it!
但愿我能成功 I hope I get it!
他们要招多少人 How many people does he need?
老天 但愿我能成功 God I hope I get it!
但愿我能成功 I hope I get it!
要招多少男 多少女 How many boys, how many girls?
瞧瞧这人群 Look at all the people!
这乌压压的人群 At all the people!
他们要招多少人 How many people does he need?
要招多少男 多少女 How many boys, how many girls?
他们要招多少... How many people does he-
我真的需要这份工作 I really need this job.
老天 请给我这份工作 Please god I need this job.
我一定要得到这份工作 I've got to get this job!
我肯定会想念这个证实我研究的地方 I'm gonna miss this place that proves I was right.
饮料? Oh drink?
饮料 真好 Drink, yes!
又美味又提神 That is delicious and refreshing.
酸甜可口跟中国菜似的 Sweet and sour like chinese food.
他说这是他们村子庆祝用的饮料 He's saying it's a celebratory drink in his village.
干杯 Cheers!
它能给人身心带来轻飘飘的快感 It brings a joyful lightness to the heart and soul.
不 不好意思 不是轻飘飘的快感 No, I'm sorry its not joyful lightness.
更好的翻译是令人悲号的孤独感 A better translation would be, howling loneliness.
然后你的勇气会面临考验 你开始神志模糊 And then your bravery will be tested and your mind folds.
死魂灵从坟墓中升起 And the shadow hats will rise from
把你拥进他们冰冷的怀抱 Their graves and hold you in an icy embrace.
感觉像...你的五脏六腑 And it'll feel like... your bowels being pierced.
被鬼蟒咬穿 By a ghost serpent.
不 这不对劲 Well that can't be right.
对 这肯定不对劲 No, that can't be right.
査卡 (原始语言) Chaka, maki rishu... dong doh?
好的 那么不是鬼蟒 Oh okay, so it's not ghost serpent.
更接近于僵尸的老二 It's much much closer to zombie dick.
我想这应该是种麻醉剂 I think it might be a narcotic.
是这样吗 Is that so?
我要你跟我说实话 好吗 Need you to be honest with me okay?
你是警察吗 Are you a cop?
那可不算回答 査卡 That's not an answer Chaka.
那是你的名字 That's your name.
说真的 依照法律你有义务 Seriously, by law you have to tell me
告诉我你是不是警察 if you're a police officer.
-马可 -波罗 - Marco - Polo
你装窃听器了吗 You wearing a wire?
-马可 -波罗 - Marco - Polo
怎么回事 Hello!
有新发现了 Hot coffee.
我需要吃的 I need food.
马歇尔 Marshall!
干什么 Yeah?
给我摘几个果子 老兄 Fruit me buddy!
査卡? Chaka?
我该向你道歉 I owe you an apology.
我... Okay, I...
我是你地盘上的客人 I'm a guest in your land.
一个没打招呼 不请自来的客人 A guest who came unannounced, uninvited.
可我像狗屎一样对待你 I've treated you like a toilet.
像狗屎一样 A toilet!
我想要补偿你 I want to make it up to you.
因为我对你的爱 毫不夸张地说... Because the love I feel for you, I'm not exaggerating...
比耶稣在十字架上对人类的爱 Is a billion times greater than the love
要深厚十亿倍 For mankind that jesus felt on the cross.
这绝对是我的真心话 You can take that to the bank.
看到你们团结友爱我真开心 I'm so glad you guys squashed that.
我也非常爱你们 I love you guys so much.
你们太棒了 You guys are amazing.
我再也不想回去了 I don't ever want to go home.
我也是 No.
这儿简直就是热带休假胜地 This is just like sandal's resort.
跟好哥们儿一起 还有好吃的 Just good people, a lot of good food.
多美好啊 Good times.
这就是我想要的生活 I want to make this my life.
我想在这里...度过余生 I'm just gonna make - ... be here all the time.
你真滑稽 査卡 You're funny Chaka!
他太搞笑了 He's hilarious!
你真滑稽 You're funny.
他的玩笑真恶心 His jokes are disgusting.
你真滑稽 You're funny.
但说真的 Hey for real though?
我出什么价你们俩愿意来个舌吻 How much money would I have to pay ya'll to french kiss each other?
说真的? For real?
当然是真的 Totally real!
你是说来真的? For real, for real?
当然 亲他的大粪嘴 Totally, in his mucky mouth.
如果不说出去的话 我现在就免费做 Hey if it doesn't leave the three of us, I'll do for free right now.
我们不说出去 It's not gonna leave here.
那我现在就亲了 I'd do it right now.
让我看看 Let me see it.
亲他呀 Kiss him.
当真不说出去? It doesn't leave the three of us?
对 老兄 我不会告诉任何人的 No dude, I won't tell anybody.
再说我能告诉谁啊 Who am I gonna tell?
你怎么还不行动 Why don't you kiss him?
这就亲 I'm gonna do it!
过来 Come here!
你们俩真恶心 You guys are gross!
我不想亲了 I don't wanna do it!
我不想亲了 I don't want to do it!
我改主意了 I've changed my mind!
恐龙蛋 Dinosaur eggs!
恐龙粪... Dinosaur poo...
我是赞恩 This is the zarn!
注意我的警告 不然你们就完蛋了 Heed my warning or be destroyed!
我们只是想回到自己的世界 We're just trying to get home!
安图森的印克逃脱了我们的关押 Enik the altrusian has escaped our custody!
他已占据了中央塔门和水晶群 He's over taken the central pylon and the crystals.
现在还计划带领他的斯里斯塔克军队穿越时空 And now plans to lead his army of sleestak on a rampage,
横行作乱 Across time and space!
如果你听到了我的话 注意我的警告 别相信... If you're hearing this, heed my warning. do not believe-
不 印克 不要 No! Enik! no!
赞恩? The Zarn?
我得去警告... I've gotta go and warn the-
赫丽? Holly?
赫丽...? Holly...?
他们带走了赫丽 They've taken Holly.
査卡 Chaka!
我有个任务给你 I've got a mission for you.
附耳过来 Now listen closely.
我不明白你什么意思 I don't know what that means.
就是过来的意思啊 Just come on!
站岗的 典型的蜂巢行为 Sentries, classic hive behavior.
显然在巡逻 Obviously on patrol.
就像不知疲倦采蜜的雄蜂一样 Just like drones tirelessly hunting.
伙计 看起来他们像是要干那事啊 Dude, it looks like they're gettin' ready to make out?
不 不 No. no.
他要干那家伙 He's about to tap that ass!
你能闭嘴吗 Would you shut up?
他没要干那家伙 He's not about to tap that ass.
你说对了 Oh you're right.
他的确在干那家伙 He's totally tapping that ass.
是啊 给我们准备的私人表演 Yeah wow... our own little private show.
天哪 他们蜕皮了 Oh god, they shed.
别动 Hey don't do that.
精力集中点 Just focus.
你有罪 你为安图森的印克 We find you guilty, for providing
提供援手 Assistance to Enik The Altrusian.
她在那儿呢 There she is!
准备去见斯里斯塔克神吧 Prepare the meet the Sleestak God!
等一下 Stop!
马歇尔 Marshall!
请勿打扰 Do not interfere!
老兄 你他妈干什么呢 Dude, what the hell are you doing?
我们发现她想要向印克运输超光速粒子仪器 This one was caught trying to deliver a tachyon device to Enik!
你们想要对付赫丽 就先要对付我们 You want Holly? you've gotta deal with us!
别 马歇尔 别这样做 No, Marshall don't.
因为我们都是印克的朋友 Because we're all friends of Enik!
安图森的印克造成了 Enik the Altrusian is guilty of
整个文明的全部毁灭 The destruction of an entire civilization.
全部什么 Entire what now?
根据所犯之罪 Convicted of his crimes,
他被判一万年监禁 He was sentenced to 10,000 years imprisonment.
什么 What?
并且穿上短袍提醒大家记得他的谎言 And made to wear a tunic as a symbol of his deceit.
告诉你了 短袍 Told you dude, tunic.
作为他的同盟 你们也要去死 As his allies, you shall die as well.
抓住他们 Sieze them!
马歇尔 Marshall!
坚持住 Hold on!
准备好了吗 You do this,ready?
等等 Wait!
等一下 我们的工作关系 Wait a minute, our working relationship.
我第一次见到你的时候 就想这么做了 I wanted to do that since I first met you.
你的意思是 本来我们可以一直这样做的? You mean we could've been doing this the whole time?
是呀 Yeah,
但我怕这样会不太专业 But I was worried it wouldn't be
而且会令你工作分心 Professional and distract you from your work.
不 不会分心的 No, no... not distracting.
绝不会分心 Never distracting.
你们别开玩笑了 好吗 严肃点 Are you guys kidding me? come on! really!
现在是干这个的时候吗 Now is the time for this?
他说的... You know he's-
他说的对 我们得阻止印克 He's right, we've got to stop Enik!
他现在占据先机 Right now he has the upper hand.
我们出其不意 I know we...have the element of surprise but...
那个 Yeah about that...
什么 What?
我们让査卡去找他了 We sent Chaka to go get him.
那么 Well then.
里克·马歇尔 Rick Marshall.
到这地方来和我的原计划有点出入 Coming here represents a slight adjustment
不过不要紧 To my plans but no matter.
我已得到我想要的了 I have what I need.
这都要感谢你 马歇尔博士 And it's all thanks to you, Dr. Marshall.
还有这个 And this!
别 我们没有武器 Don't! we're out gunned.
我的斯里斯塔克军准备就绪了 My Sleestack stand prepared.
在水晶的作用下 他们将成为我的奴隶 With the power of the crystals they are my slaves.
我的王者之师 My conquering army.
谢谢你的仪器 Thanks to your device.
我可以入侵我想去的任何地方 I can lead an invasion force anywhere I choose,
任何时间 任何空间 In all of time and space.
我想可以从地球开始 But I believe I'll begin with your earth.
我的斯里斯塔克复制的非常快 My Sleestak's reproduce rather quickly.
我们已经发现了这样的活动 Yeah we already caught some of that action.
短短几周之后 你们的世界 In merely weeks, your world will be
就会充斥着这种鳞状生物后代 Overrun by their scaly offspring.
他们会伫立在你们的文明废墟间 And left standing in the cinders of your civilization.
我会将所有的科学荣誉都归功于你 I'll be sure to give you full scientific credit.
我很清楚这对你来说有多重要 I know how important that is to you.
现在省省力气吧 Now save your strength.
你们会用得到它的 You'll need it.
你们会用得到它的 You'll need it?
什么意思 What is it?
马歇尔 Marshall?
糟糕了 Oh great.
你们跑吧 我设法让它不追我 Right, you run and I'll distract him he's not after me.
我不跑 No, I'm not running.
就在这里结束 This ends here.
马歇尔 你要干什么 Marshall, what are you doing?
做我应该做的 Maybe what I was always meant to do.
走吧 水晶塔上见 Now just go, I'll meet you at the Pylon, I hope.
我们不会离开你的 No we're not leaving without you.
快走 Go!
离开这儿 我不爱你 Get out of here, I don't love you!
快走 Go!
马歇尔 Marshall!
快离开 Get!
你很丑 You're ugly!
你要真想这么干的话带上这个 Look, if you're gonna do this for real take this.
强力烟火 Got some high powered fireworks
在这儿可能派上用场 In here that might come in handy.
你开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
你一直都 You mean you've been carrying a bag of
背着一袋子烟火? Fireworks around with you this whole time?
我们以前遇到的很多险境 There's literally a dozen situations
都能用上的 Where we could've used these.
他说得对 没有比现在更严重的险境了 He's right, none of that is important now okay?
兄弟我坦率地跟你说 我错怪你了 I gotta be straight with you bro, I misjudged you.
我本来认为你不过是个 I thought you were just a...
打扮得可笑的笨蛋 但是我错了 Dumbass dude who dressed stupid, but I'm wrong.
你很可敬 You're solid.
谢了 Thanks
无论如何 任何时候我都追随你 Thick or thin, I will follow you
任何时候 Absolutely anytime.
好啊 现在怎么样 Okay! How about now?
现在? Like, right now?
是呀 Yeah.
说实话? Honestly?
在这种情况下 我希望 I didn't really expect you to
你不要这么快请求帮助 Call the favor in this soon.
所以 很不幸 我现在只能说 不行 So, on this one unfortunately I'm gonna have to say no.
但我想 单独打败它 对你的 But I think it's gonna be awesome for you
个人成长来说意义非凡 For personal growth just to hit this one solo.
我精神上支持你 I'm gonna be rootin' for ya.
好吗 Okay?
战友 Trenches bro.
这就是爱 It's all about love.
等这一战结束 After this time.
以后的任何时间 I'm there for you, okay?
我都将会与你并肩 好吗 Anytime after now.
他是你的对手 我不是 He's your man, not me.
毋庸置疑 Alright, it's a fact.
你我都不喜欢对方 You and I don't like each other.
不是你死 就是我活 Only one will remain.
用你的方式给你迎头痛击 Just gonna have to fight you at your own game.
你厉害呀 不过是因为你是个恐龙 Damn you're quick, it's because you're a dinosaur!
但我随身携带了这个 你呢 But, you don't carry around these, do you?
欢迎体验宇宙大爆炸理论 Welcome to the big bang theory my friend!
该死 Damn it
真蠢 Stupid...
你被困住了 走投无路了 You're cornered man, there's no way out!
车到山前必有路 There's always a way out!
如果你不成功 Because if you don't make it...
你要龙门跃 It's your own damn vault.
天啊 他要成功了 My god! he's going to do it!
成功 成功 Do it! do it!
天呀 God!
真不敢相信 Can't believe it.
你 Yeah, you!
你个杂种 You bastard!
你知道你刚刚吃了谁吗 知道吗 Do you realize who you just ate, do you?
可能是最聪明的人 Probably the most brilliant man ever.
可能是唯一一个理解你的人 Probably the only man who ever really knew you.
好吧 Alright,
他错误地估计了你大脑的大小 So he was wrong about the size of your
但你也不能就因为这个把他吃了啊 Brain but you don't go and eat a man for that,
你这个白痴 你和他争论啊 You reason with him you stupid idiot!
他是你的未来 He was your future!
他是我的未来 He was my future!
现在我没机会告诉他了 And I'm never going to get a chance
都是因为你 To tell him that because of you!
没关系 没关系 对不起 It's cool, it's cool!I’m sorry
好了 Right!
我们得回家了 我们要回去了 Now we must get home, we're gonna get back,
我们要告诉全世界 And we're gonna tell the world
里克·马歇尔的今日所为 What Rick Marshall did here today.
小心斯里斯塔克
来啊 你们这些绿杂种 Come on you big green bastards!
我烦死你们这些行动迟缓的傻瓜了 I am sick and tired of you slow moving little wankers!
威尔 Will!
小兄弟 我们上 Alright little dude, let's do this.
准备发射 Lock and load!
想试试吗 Want some of this?
咬他们査卡 快咬 Eat Chaka! Eat!
威尔 Will!
迈步 迈步 抬头 Step, step and lift!
我凶残的朋友带我回家了 Alright my murderous friend take us home.
咬他们 Bite that guy right there!
那是他 That's him...
那是他 That's him!
这是我见过的最酷的事儿了 Oh god that's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
要是他从暴暴的尾巴上 Would it be cool if he slides down
像摩登原始人弗雷德那样滑下来还酷吗 Grumpy's tail just like Fred Flinstone would do-
我还活着 Oh god, I've lived.
我还活着 I have lived.
好痒 Come on it tickles.
马歇尔 Marshall!
怎么回事儿 What happened?
我们以为你死了 We thought you had died.
死了 Died?
就是耽误了一会儿 That was just a minor set back.
我们回家吧 Okay let's go home.
那一刻我们亲眼看见你进到了暴暴的喉咙里 No, this is insane we saw you go down Grumpy's cake hole.
他把你吐出来了还是? What did he puke you out or something?
不 不可能 霸王龙缺少 No, its not possible the... the t-rex's lacking-
这并不重要 Not important right now.
我很好 就这样 I'm okay, and that's it.
真混乱 This is messed up.
我不想谈这个 Look I'd really rather not talk about it.
现在 Now...
让我们点亮蜡烛吧 Let's light this candle.
马歇尔 你怎么出来的 No, Marshall... how did you get out?
我一会儿再跟你说 I will talk to you about it later!
和你们每个人单独说 我会解释的 Individually to each one of you, I'll explain it.
天哪 Oh geez...
你们能成熟点吗 Would you grow up?
天哪 Oh my god!
是 是他把我拉出来的 Yes, he pooped me out!
你们现在成为朋友了吗 Now you guys are friends?
我在他的肠子中寻找出路 I was making my way through his bowels
不知道 可能我疏通了些堵塞在肠子里的东西 I don'tknow. I Must've dislodged some intestinal blockage,
他现在心情非常好 And yes he's in a much better mood now.
我们能继续前进了吗 So, can we move on?
我真想回家了 I really would like to go home.
你被一只恐龙拉出来了 You were dueced out by a dinosaur,
真是太酷了 That is incredibly cool.
暴暴听着 Grumpy listen...
当你谈到这些 请你 When you talk about this, and you will...
绅士些 好吗 Please be gentle... okay?
我们是死党 That makes us best buds now.
别担心 对你的退化臂来说的确有难度 Don't worry about it, it's hard with your visidual arm.
我们走吧 Let's go guys.
奔向自由 To freedom!
感谢马歇尔博士 Thank you Dr. Marshall.
入口打开了 And now the doorway opens.
印克 Enik!
结束了 It's over.
你哪儿也去不了 You're not going anywhere.
你认为你们能挑战我? You think you can challenge me?!
我在普渡大学时是摔跤手 I wrestled at Purdue!
菜鸟 Jv!
打呀打呀打呀 Fight! Fight! Fight!
査卡 Chaka!
重锤准备 Get ready for the ball breaker!
马歇尔 我来了 Marshall, I'm coming in!
没命中 Oh! Misfire!
你干什么了 What have you done?!
入口 The door!
永远关闭了 It's closing forever!
勉强维持一会儿 It's barely holding!
我们走 Let's go!
你家还是你的同伴 马歇尔博士 It's your home, or your comrade Dr. Marshall!
都不是 No it isn't!
背锁 Reverse!
你快走 You go!
我锁住了这个黄杂种 我留下来 I've got this yellow bastard on lockdown, I'm gonna stay!
什么 What?!
我和我的兄弟査卡谈过了 I've been talking to my man Chaka!
他成就了一个美好的世界 He pitches a pretty good world!
我认真想了 I mean think about it.
我的家从不在真实世界中 My home was never in the real world?
从不在 Never belonged.
这对我来说是个新的开始 This could be a fresh start for me.
结交新朋友 成就大事业 Make some new friends? I could be somebody!
一个王者 A winner...
我真的很羡慕你 Wow, I really admire you right now.
我找到了那么多人终其一生 I just feel like so many people go through this
所追求的 Life looking for what I've found here, you know?
而他们永远找不到 And they themselves, can never find it.
或者更糟 Or worse.
他们找到了 却又让它溜走了 They find it, and let it slip away.
我真怕这事儿发生 I am so afraid of that happening.
如果感觉不到恐惧你就不是人类了 You wouldn't be human if you didn't feel scared.
马歇尔 Marshall!
你不能把我和他留在一起 Please, you can't leave me here like this with him.
作为科学家 我请求你的宽恕 As one scientist to another, I beg you for mercy!
科学没有宽恕 Science shows no mercy.
我也没有 And neither do i.
很好 That's good.
赫丽我们走 Let's go Holly.
准备好了吗 Ready?
好了 Ready...
査卡理论上讲我还是你的主人 Chaka! technically I'm still your master!
马歇尔 Marshall?
赫丽 Holly?
我们回来了 We made it!
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you - Thank you
我只想说 I just want to say...
你长成个漂亮女人了 You have grown into a beautiful woman.
威尔去哪儿了? Where's will?
他去了一个更好的地方 He went to a better place.
你杀了他 You killed him?
没有 No...
他去了另一个陌生的世界 No he went to a strange world.
恐龙 猿人和蜥蜴人的世界 A world of dinosaurs, monkey people, lizard people.
另一个时空的 A whole in space and time, a virtual...
失落大陆 Land of the lost.
虽然难以置信 但他确是经过抉择选择留下 As hard as it is to believe, will chose to stay.
好吧 不错 Alright, cool.
你看见斯里斯塔克把印克揍得屁滚尿流吗 Did you see the Sleestaks beat the crap out of Enik?
我从未见过他们行动如此迅速 I've never seen them move so fast.
非常同意 Couldn't agree more little buddy.
短袍 Tunic...
来 我背你 I got you come on.
你的体重真具欺骗性 You are deceptively heavy.
我是众神之神 I'm a Pina Kusa!
査卡 Chaka!
我们是国王了 God, we're kings!
你们的女人就长这样 That's what your women look like?
走开 酷点 Hop off, be cool.
冷静点 退开 Whoa easy, stand down!
我来处理 I got this.
大家好 我是威尔 査卡最好的朋友 How's it going? I'm Will, pretty much Chaka's best friend.
我给你们提供保护 I'm here to offer you all protection and shelter.
以及任何你们想要的东西 And really pretty much anything that you guys would ever need.
怎么样 Hey, how's it going?
这是牛仔服 Yeah that's denim.
牛仔服 Denim.
真是个好选择 This was definitely a good choice.
这里是今日节目 我是马特·劳尔 This is today with Matt Lauer.
距离这位客人的上一次访谈 It's been sometime since my final
已经有段时间了 guest was here but after the,
经过去年一年的风光后 Remarkable events of the passed year,
他不需要我来介绍了 He needs no introduction.
他带来了一本新书 He's back with a new book
以及能证明他的猜想 And more startling evidence of you guessed it,
时间扭曲的惊人证据 Time warps.
可以抽烟 The pipe's allowed.
我问过了 I asked.
好消息 That's great news.
你度过了非比寻常的一年 You've had, quite a year.
其实是星光闪耀的一年 马特 Actually stellar year, Matt.
我给你带了一个恐龙蛋 In fact I brought you back a dinosaur egg.
我美丽的搭档兼爱人 Which my beautiful partner,
赫丽·坎特儿运回来的 And lover Holly Cantrell was gracious enough to transport.
显然我对我的新作非常兴奋 And I'm obviously very excited about my new tome...
只是本书 It's a book.
连续十六周登上纽约时报畅销书榜 Sixteen weeks on the NY time's best seller list.
让我们谈谈你的发现吧 博士 这是 Let me get to your discovery Doctor because this is-
这个给你 This is for you.
我签名了 I signed it.
你应该念一下书名和出版商 You're supposed to say the title and the publisher.
我不会念的 That's not gonna happen.
念吧 Just say it.
不 No!
念书名 Just say the damn title.
好吧 Fine.
马特·劳尔可以见鬼去了 作者里克·马歇尔 Matt Lauer can suck it, by Dr. Rick Marshall.
我很惊讶你的律师居然会同意 I was so surprised that your attorney signed off on that,
我问过 你确定吗 这样可以吗 I was like, are you sure? Is this gonna be okay?
他说没问题 去做吧 He said yeah, go for it.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
清场完成 And we're clear.
如果谁看到马特，请告诉他忘记拿蛋了！ If anyone sees Matt, can you tell him he forgot his egg?